A bloke starts new job at the zoo and is given three tasks. First he is to clear the exotic fish pool of weeds. As he does this a huge fish jumps out and bites him. To show who is boss he beats it to death with a spade.
Realising his employer won’t be best pleased, he disposes of the fish by feeding it to the lions, as lions will eat anything.
Moving on to the second job of clearing out the chimp house, he is attacked by the chimps. He swipes at two chimps with a spade, killing them both. What can he do? Feed them to the lions, because lions eat anything.
He moves on to the last job, which is to collect honey from the South American Bees. As soon as he starts he is attacked by the bees. He grabs the spade and smashes the bees to a pulp. By now he knows what to do and throws them into the lions cage.
Later that day a new lion arrives at the zoo. He asks another lion, “What’s the food like here?”
And the lion says: “Brilliant. Today we had fish, chimps and mushy bees.
