Hotel Sex

He checked into a hotel on a business trip and was a bit lonely so he thought he would get one of those girls you see advertised in phone booths when you’re calling for a cab. He grabbed a card on the way in. It was an ad for a girl calling herself Erogonique, a lovely girl,bending over in the photo. She had all the right curves in all the right places, beautiful long wavy hair, long graceful legs all the way up. You know the kind. So he was in his room and figured, what the heck, he will give her a call.

“Hello?” the woman says. Wow! she sounded sexy.

“Hi, I hear you give a great massage and I’d like you to come to my room and give me one… No, wait, I should be completely honest with you. I’m in town all alone and what I really want is sex! Hot torrid, kinky sex! I want it hard, I want it steamy, and I want it now! I’m talking unlimited sex, the whole night long baby. You name it, we’ll do it! Bring implements. Lots and lots of toys, everything you’ve got in your kinky bag of tricks you little vixen. We’ll go hot and heavy all night. Beat me, whip me, tie me up!Anything you want baby. Now, how does that sound?”

She says, “Sir, for an outside line you need to press 9.”